Psst...
... hey there, Animal Lover!
Yes, we are talking to you.
May we ask you...
- Have you ever walked down a street, when suddenly a dog came running towards you barking Blaf Blaf ? Were you confused and didn't know what to do?
- Have you ever been to Sweden and approached a pig with a warm Oink Oink? But the pig just stared back at you with a vacant expression?
- Or have you ever befriended a German cat? You thought the two of you clicked and talked the same language (quite literally). But when you sent letters to your furry friend, all you got was cold silence?
Miau !
Blaf !
If this sounds familiar, you need Awesome Animal Translator!
- Let us explain the cause of your struggles: You have been to the Netherlands and the dogs Blaf Blaf is just Dutch for Woof Woof ! All the dog wanted to do, is happily greet you. But you didn't understand, because you lacked the intercultural animal-competence.
- Swedish pigs say Nöff Nöff. The poor animal simply didn't understand what you were trying to say. Oink Oink are just some meaningless phrases for it.
- As for the cat, German cats say Miau. It is pronounced exactly like Meow. That's why you were able to connect with the cat so well, when the two of you were talking. Felines with higher education can probably read English Cat-ish, but your companion was probably a simple country-bred cat. Most working class cats can hardly read and write, let alone in English. You probably bewildered the poor animal, to say the least!
Nöff !
- All these awkward situations wouldn't have occurred in the first place if you had worked on your intercultural animal-competence with Awesome Animal Translator!
- It's never too late.